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This is a blog in which another silly trekkie who is overly attached to a certain fictional android rambles about Star Trek related feelings. Expect a lot of TNG and a lot of weird. Let us sail the stars together!
(Source: someofuslaughsomeofuscry)
(Source: thelogicaltribble)
okay I have officially revoked my right to ever say “GET OUT” to anyone who makes a pun
I have this unhealthy enjoyment of attractive characters being beaten up. I think I need help.
talk cybernetics to me
No, I've changed my mind about the vulcano thing. It would be a foolish enterprise.
Asked by honeyandsmoke
I’m glad I convinced you into changeling your mind
I'm all out of puns for the day. I never should have started this pun off, I only entered for the prize. (that was super weak and I apologize.)
Asked by teaearlgrayhot
It’s okay
I dreadnought to think what would have happened if we’d continued.
anyway all the good puns are gone bynar
You know, they got up in my ass last week about the jokes. I got off with a warning, though. He told me, "you better Trek yourself before you wreck yourself"
Asked by teaearlgrayhot
i don’t even know how to counterpun this so here have a gif instead
I think the only solution now is to throw yourself into a vulcano.
Asked by honeyandsmoke
Have I done something to make you betanoyed
Triska, these puns are hurting me. Down to my bones.
Asked by honeyandsmoke
I’m sorry meg I vulcan’t stop it
Yeah, you might want to stop publishing these. I hear that all Star Trek jokes have to go through the copyright holder before publishing. Which means that you're breaking the law by publishing them, and you'll get in a ton of tribble.
Asked by teaearlgrayhot
hmm yes that’s probably a good idea I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of the Lore
There's no way JJ would be dumb enough to give Benedict that role. I think that Benedict must have Khaned it out of him.
Asked by teaearlgrayhot
i am going to lose so multiple followers for publishing these aren’t I 
Nichelle Nicoles robbed a convenience store. She and 4 other women were lined up at the police station so the witnesses could see which one did it. Each woman was given a letter, A through E. Nichelle was the first in the line. When asked which woman did it, the witness pointed to Nichelle and said, "Uh....her. A!"
Asked by teaearlgrayhot
you have officially transcended the barriers of bad punmaking
I’m not sure but think I might be atrekted to this
